Nah . .

Don't waste your time, Polly.
Cheer yourself up:

Create Your Own Jackson Pollock
http://www.jacksonpollock.org/

Good stress buster.

The more frantically you do it the better it looks, I reckon.

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The guy who drives this ugly great grey 4x4 epitomises everything that was horrible about my trip to London yesterday. When people are as psychopathically selfish as this, one might as well curl up and die.

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/g/corner/

But I was the one who had the great day, not him. Whatever they say about London Fashion Week, it is art of a high order. Pure fine great art. I love the skinny models. I talk to them and watch them scoffing Jaffa cakes backstage. They are healthy, happy girls who just happen to be that rare thing: as outrageously skinny as hell -- just like too many people are fat as hell. I wish everyone would shut up about skinny models. They are the best thing out for showing off these fantastic, breathtaking, new clothes.
Hot Tip: Danielle Scutt, but you can't yet see any pics of her new collection, and it's far far better than her last one. Oooh that prawn pink she opened with . . . .